I have a feeling that stuff my dad says/does is going to be a recurring theme in my rant journals.

I have a really hard time falling asleep, so I was up until midnight. About five minutes after I actually fell asleep, my dad woke me up and told me to get ready for school. I looked at the clock on my iHome and said, "Are you out of your mind?!" Turns out that my dad had set his watch wrong, so it said 6 AM. So, I had steam coming out of my ears this morning, because that my dad thought that waking me up at midnight was funny.

When I got to my mom's house, I didn't even try to hide how mad I was.  I told my mom everything and she didn't think it was funny in the least bit. I even told them both that I was asleep for only five minutes when this happened, and my dad still didn't care.

Thing is, when my dad screws up, he just laughs. When someone else screws up, he goes ballistic. Last weekend, when we (my dad, my sister, and I) were taking down the Christmas tree, he kept telling my sister and I to do one thing and then something else right after that. We got confused and he called us helpless. A few days after that, when we were getting ready for school, we were ahead of things. Then he told us that we were on the ball that morning. I immediately thought of the "You girls are so helpless" (his exact words) episode and thought he was a hypocrite, but I didn't tell him.

Of course, he never takes anything I say seriously, so he's probably still chuckling over this morning's episode.

I wanted to type this hours ago, but I had other stuff to do.